{"product_id":"object-53-umbrella-unclaimed","title":"Object 53: Umbrella, Unclaimed","description":"\u003cp\u003eAn umbrella entered into Lost Property and held for the statutory ninety days\nagainst a claim that never came. It is dry, intact, and of a make the Sub-Office\ncannot source. No one recalls the weather that would have required it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe holding period has expired and no department has asked for it back. The Lost\nProperty Sub-Office notes that an unclaimed umbrella is, in its experience, the\nmost claimed thing of all, and that this one is the exception.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ministry of Unrelated Goods","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44525364084814,"sku":"SRD-053-U","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0766\/0725\/8702\/files\/object-53-umbrella-unclaimed.webp?v=1791944772","url":"https:\/\/unrelatedgoods.com\/products\/object-53-umbrella-unclaimed","provider":"The Ministry of Unrelated Goods","version":"1.0","type":"link"}