Department Notice: Concerning Warehouse 7

Facilities & Disappearances wishes to address recent inquiries regarding Warehouse 7.

The Ministry confirms that inventory continues to enter Warehouse 7 on schedule. The Ministry confirms that inventory does not consistently leave Warehouse 7 on schedule. The Ministry does not confirm any relationship between these two facts beyond their proximity in this notice.

The following goods are currently logged as present in Warehouse 7 and simultaneously unable to be produced from Warehouse 7:

• One enamel pin depicting a tooth (not yours)
• A quantity of commemorative prints, count disputed
• Other items, list withheld

Staff are asked to stop entering Warehouse 7 to “have a look.” It does not help, and we have begun to lose the staff as well.

— Facilities & Disappearances