Ministry of Unrelated Goods
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Surplus Release Division · Public Release Catalogue

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Civilian Handling

Goods the Ministry no longer requires, released through the Surplus Division. Unrelated by mandate. Significance not guaranteed.

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Great seal of the Ministry of Unrelated Goods; an eagle beneath an all-seeing eye, ringed by the Ministry name Surplus Release DivisionEst. ████
Question Authority Field Jacket Stamped Unapproved

Garment

Question Authority Field Jacket

Issue No. QA-FJ-13-NVY

Release Suspended · Mandate Revoked

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01 Issued Garments Wear your dissent. 02 Public Surplus Excess to requirements. 03 Misfiled Inventory Lost documents. Found objects. 04 Classified Inventory Visible. Not available.

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DEPARTMENT NOTICE NOTICE DWM/█

Notice of Declassification, Withheld

The Directorate of Withheld Matters announces that one of the eleven records on display in Classified Goods has been approved for declassification. Which one is classified.

Form SRD-7 · Office of Civilian Records

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The Ministry now accepts civilian applications. Be recorded as a provisional member of a department that may not exist — a certificate, a clearance card that grants no access, and a non-sequential member number. A one-time fee applies; leave a return address and it will find you.

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