SRD-041-B/01
Morale Garment · Identification & Morale Program
Issued Garment 041-B/01: FINANCE DEPARTMENT
Civilian Release Approved
Public Release Catalogue · Surplus Release Division
The Ministry of
Unrelated Goods
Official goods from an unofficial department.
A custodial directorate operating outside the public register, responsible for the cataloguing, containment, and redistribution of objects bearing no established relationship to one another. Its holdings were partially declassified for public release this year. The Ministry does not sell merchandise. It releases goods.
All items are unrelated · All categories are provisional · All explanations are pending review
Misfiled
Department Directory
The catalogue is organised by Ministry division, not by category. Categories are provisional.
DIV. 01 Issued Garments Approved apparel released for public wear. 11 on file → DIV. 02 Public Surplus Goods no longer needed by the Ministry and cleared for civilian acquisition. 4 on file → DIV. 03 Misfiled Inventory Items with no known department, purpose, or relationship to anything else. 15 on file → DIV. 04 Classified Goods Visible. Not purchasable. 12 on file → DIV. 00 Archive Past public releases and retired Ministry-issued designs. 11 on file →
New Public Release
All department notices →New Public Release: Group 041-B Cleared for Civilian Wear
The Surplus Release Division confirms the first tranche of Departmental Morale Garments — Group 041-B, eight designs — has passed civilian-handling review and is approved for public wear.
Recently Made Available
Goods cleared for civilian handling. Acquisition implies nothing.
SRD-041-B/04
Morale Garment · Identification & Morale Program
Issued Garment 041-B/04: REGIONAL MANAGER
Civilian Release Approved
SRD-118-H
Garment · Office of Provisional Authority
Departmental Hood, Division Unspecified
Civilian Release Approved $64.00
SRD-302-V
Morale Object · Beverage & Belief Section
Ceramic Morale Vessel, Burrito Adjacent Sorcery Unit
Civilian Release Approved $22.00
Form SRD-7 · Office of Civilian Records
Be Entered Into the Record
The Ministry now accepts civilian applications. Answer a short set of official questions and be recorded as a provisional member of a department that may not exist. Your answers are reproduced on the documents you receive — a certificate, a clearance card that grants no access, and a member number from a deliberately non-sequential range. A one-time fee will apply; the Ministry is not yet able to accept it, so leave a return address and it will find you.