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Form SRD-1 · Public Release Catalogue Clearance: Civilian · Revision pending
MINISTRY OF UNRELATED GOODS SURPLUS RELEASE DIVISION EST The Ministry of
Unrelated Goods
Surplus Release Division

Bulletin · Surplus Release Division

Field Notes

Internal memos, department notices, and release bulletins, reproduced for the public record. Read in the order issued, or do not. The Ministry has stopped expecting compliance.

RELEASE BULLETIN BULLETIN 041-B/REV-3

New Public Release: Group 041-B Cleared for Civilian Wear

The Surplus Release Division confirms the first tranche of Departmental Morale Garments — Group 041-B, eight designs — has passed civilian-handling review and is approved for public wear.

25 Jun 2026 UNCLASSIFIED
DEPARTMENT NOTICE NOTICE F&D/7-140

Handling Notice: Correspondence Recovered From the Shaft

Surface staff are reminded that materials arriving from the lower portion of Warehouse 7 are inventory and should be filed, not read, answered, or carried further than the intake desk.

23 Jun 2026 INTERNAL — CIVILIAN COPY
OFFICE OF THE CHAIRMAN NOTICE OCE/01

Office of the Chairman: On the Continued Authority of the Chairman Emeritus

The Office of the Chairman confirms that Chairman Emeritus Maxwell Higgensworth has retired, remains in good health, and continues to approve all operations of the Ministry.

22 Jun 2026 INTERNAL — CIVILIAN COPY
DEPARTMENT NOTICE NOTICE SRD-7/ENROLL-1

Department Notice: Civilian Applications Now Accepted

The Office of Civilian Records is authorized to accept applications for provisional membership: a short questionnaire, a one-time fee, and a packet of documents bearing the applicant's own answers.

19 Jun 2026 UNCLASSIFIED
DEPARTMENT NOTICE NOTICE F&D/7-131

Department Notice: Downward Filing in Warehouse 7

Facilities & Disappearances confirms that staff previously unaccounted for in Warehouse 7 have been assigned to the Vertical Inventory, and addresses inquiries regarding depth, duration, and the green luminance.

11 Jun 2026 INTERNAL — CIVILIAN COPY
INTERNAL MEMO MEMO ARC-009

Archive Unsealed: Recurring Counts Folder Released

A folder belonging to the dissolved Bureau of Recurring Counts has been opened and added to the public Archive.

08 Jun 2026 DECLASSIFIED IN PART
DEPARTMENT NOTICE NOTICE F&D/7-118

Department Notice: Concerning Warehouse 7

Facilities & Disappearances acknowledges discrepancies between inventory entering Warehouse 7 and inventory leaving it.

19 May 2026 INTERNAL — CIVILIAN COPY