Public Surplus Record SRD-302-V
SRD-302-V Filed 06 May 2026
Ceramic Morale Vessel, Burrito Adjacent Sorcery Unit
- Classification
- Morale Object
- Department
- Beverage & Belief Section
- Status
- Civilian Release Approved
- Release Code
- SRD-302-V
- Civilian Price
- $22.00
Description
Glazed ceramic vessel depicting a robed practitioner in possession of a burrito. The relationship between the practitioner and the burrito is operational, not culinary. The Beverage & Belief Section has declined to elaborate.
Issued to staff during a morale initiative that exceeded its mandate. Surplus units are released to the public on the understanding that the burrito is part of the design and not a manufacturing fault.
Handling Notes
- Dishwasher safe. Sorcery is not dishwasher safe but persists regardless.
- Holds approximately 11 fluid ounces of morale.
- The wizard is not available for consultation.
Approved for Civilian Use