Form SRD-1 · Public Release Catalogue Clearance: Civilian · Revision pending
MINISTRY OF UNRELATED GOODS SURPLUS RELEASE DIVISION EST The Ministry of
Unrelated Goods Surplus Release Division

Misfiled Inventory Record SRD-004-T

Object 4: Tooth (Not Yours)
SRD-004-T Filed 19 Feb 2026
Ministry Record No Match on File

Object 4: Tooth (Not Yours)

Classification
Misfiled Item
Department
— (no department claims it)
Status
No Match on File
Release Code
SRD-004-T

Description

A single human tooth, recovered without explanation and matching no one currently on file. It is intact, unremarkable, and has been examined more times than the matter strictly warranted.

It is held as a single. No request for its return has been received. Were one received, it would not be honoured, on the grounds already noted.

Handling Notes

  • It is a tooth. It is not your tooth. This has been verified.
  • Do not attempt to return it to its original owner.
No Match on File