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Form SRD-1 · Public Release Catalogue Clearance: Civilian · Revision pending
MINISTRY OF UNRELATED GOODS SURPLUS RELEASE DIVISION EST The Ministry of
Unrelated Goods
Surplus Release Division

Misfiled Inventory Record SRD-095-L

SRD-095-L Filed 15 Jun 2026
Ministry Record Held Below Grade

Object 95: Luminance, Logged

Classification
Misfiled Item
Department
— (no department claims it)
Status
Held Below Grade
Release Code
SRD-095-L

Description

A quantity of the green luminance recovered from the lower portion of the shaft in Warehouse 7, drawn off and held in a sealed vessel for study. It gives no heat. It casts no shadow it has not chosen.

The light brightens and dims on a cycle too long and too even to be seen as movement. The eye reports a steady glow. The instruments report a pulse. The two accounts have not been reconciled, and the office that would reconcile them is below grade.

It is held in storage and consulted rarely. What it is counting toward has not been entered on the intake form, on the grounds that the form does not have a field for it yet.

Handling Notes

  • Do not observe for extended periods. It is observing back at a rate not yet logged.
Held Below Grade