Issued Garments Record SRD-OL/01
SRD-OL/01 Filed 18 Jul 2026
Issued Garment SRD-OL/01: FUNCTION NOT AS ISSUED
- Classification
- Garment
- Department
- Bureau of Off-Label Use
- Status
- Civilian Release Approved
- Release Code
- SRD-OL/01
- Civilian Price
- $42.00
Description
The illustration depicts a two-slot toaster ejecting a set of rubber flip-flops in place of toast, the carriage lever still depressed and the browning dial untouched.
The appliance operates correctly. Only its purpose is wrong. The device was issued to prepare bread and has instead produced footwear; the output is logged as received, the intended function remains outstanding, and the drawer is closed.
Handling Notes
- Machine wash cold. Do not operate the garment as an appliance.
- The device functioned as built. Its purpose did not, and was filed regardless.
Select a shirt size before filing.
Approved for Civilian Use