Issued Garments Record SRD-PC/04
SRD-PC/04 Filed 18 Jul 2026
Issued Garment SRD-PC/04: DEPTH NOT ON FILE
- Classification
- Garment
- Department
- Office of Portion Control
- Status
- Civilian Release Approved
- Release Code
- SRD-PC/04
- Civilian Price
- $36.00
Description
The illustration depicts a breakfast bowl filled with milk and floating cereal loops. Among them, a single figure in a diving mask and snorkel treads at the surface, apparently equipped for open water and finding only a bowl.
A person outfitted for the sea has been placed in a serving of cereal. The occupant and the vessel are of irreconcilable proportion, and no depth of the kind implied is recorded anywhere in the file. The discrepancy is noted, not resolved.
Handling Notes
- Machine wash cold. Do not snorkel the garment.
- A mask and breathing tube were observed. No swimmable depth was certified.
Select a shirt size before filing.
Approved for Civilian Use