Issued Garments Record SRD-PC/03
SRD-PC/03
Filed 18 Jul 2026
Issued Garment SRD-PC/03: STACK EXCEEDS PORTION
- Classification
- Garment
- Department
- Office of Portion Control
- Status
- Civilian Release Approved
- Release Code
- SRD-PC/03
- Civilian Price
- $24.00
Description
The illustration depicts an expedition working a taller, double-patty cheeseburger. Climbers ascend by rope and ice axe past two beef tiers and their folds of cheese; one has crested the bun and raised a flag, while others wait on the lettuce ledges below.
The addition of a second storey has not improved the scale relationship. A double portion and a climbing party remain of irreconcilable proportion. The Office records that the stack exceeds any portion on file and takes no corrective action.
Handling Notes
- Machine wash cold. Do not scale the garment tier by tier.
- Two patties were counted. The additional storey was not permitted.