Issued Garments Record SRD-PC/06
SRD-PC/06
Filed 18 Jul 2026
Issued Garment SRD-PC/06: PASSAGE UNRECONCILED
- Classification
- Garment
- Department
- Office of Portion Control
- Status
- Civilian Release Approved
- Release Code
- SRD-PC/06
- Civilian Price
- $24.00
Description
The illustration depicts a plainer bowl of noodle soup carrying a gondola. The gondolier stands at the oar while two seated tourists in sun hats look on, one holding a camera; a slice of egg and a spiral of fish cake drift at the waterline.
This is a second craft observed traversing a serving of broth, distinct in manner from the first and identical in error. A pleasure boat and a bowl of soup are of irreconcilable proportion. The passage is recorded and left unreconciled.
Handling Notes
- Machine wash cold. Sightseeing is not a sanctioned use of soup.
- A second broth crossing was logged. It duplicates an earlier finding without resolving it.