Issued Garments Record SRD-TD/03
SRD-TD/03
Filed 18 Jul 2026
Issued Garment SRD-TD/03: COURIER PRECEDES CUISINE
- Classification
- Garment
- Department
- Bureau of Temporal Displacement
- Status
- Civilian Release Approved
- Release Code
- SRD-TD/03
- Civilian Price
- $24.00
Description
The illustration depicts an armoured samurai in laced plate and shin guards, a sword slung at the hip. He holds a flat cardboard carton level across both hands. The lid is lettered PIZZA and bears a single illustrated slice.
The subject is in contact with a delivery article that postdates him by several hundred years. The Bureau records a warrior holding a carton he could not have been issued and closes the matter. The container was sealed on receipt.
Handling Notes
- Machine wash cold. Do not open the printed box. It does not open.
- The box is marked PIZZA. The subject predates the marking. Filed as found.