Issued Garments Record SRD-TD/07
SRD-TD/07
Filed 18 Jul 2026
Issued Garment SRD-TD/07: DECK MAINTENANCE ANACHRONISM
- Classification
- Garment
- Department
- Bureau of Temporal Displacement
- Status
- Civilian Release Approved
- Release Code
- SRD-TD/07
- Civilian Price
- $24.00
Description
The illustration depicts a coated pirate in tricorne and eye patch, working a canister vacuum cleaner across the floor with its wand. The corded unit stands behind him, hose looped to the handle, a parrot perched on its lid.
The subject is in contact with a cleaning appliance that postdates him by several centuries. The Bureau notes a mains-powered device in a period without mains and records the pairing. The debris on the floor was left where photographed.
Handling Notes
- Machine wash cold. Do not attach the hose. There is no hose.
- The parrot is period. The appliance is not. Both were logged as found.