Form SRD-1 · Public Release Catalogue Clearance: Civilian · Revision pending
MINISTRY OF UNRELATED GOODS SURPLUS RELEASE DIVISION EST The Ministry of
Unrelated Goods Surplus Release Division

Issued Garments Record SRD-041-B/01

SRD-041-B/01 Filed 25 Jun 2026
Ministry Record Civilian Release Approved

Issued Garment 041-B/01: FINANCE DEPARTMENT

Classification
Morale Garment
Department
Identification & Morale Program
Status
Civilian Release Approved
Release Code
SRD-041-B/01

Description

The caption reads FINANCE DEPARTMENT. The illustration is a marmot in a balaclava, expression serious. Neither was selected for the other; the Identification & Morale Program paired the two by serial position on arrival, and the pairing is therefore final.

The Ministry confirms that a Finance Department was, at some point, on the books. The Ministry does not confirm that the marmot is in it. The marmot’s intentions remain its own.

Handling Notes

  • Machine wash cold. The caption is colourfast. The marmot is not accountable.
  • Do not wear into an actual finance department. It will be noticed.
Approved for Civilian Use