Issued Garments Record SRD-041-B/02
SRD-041-B/02 Filed 25 Jun 2026
Issued Garment 041-B/02: UNAUTHORIZED YOGURT
- Classification
- Morale Garment
- Department
- Identification & Morale Program
- Status
- Civilian Release Approved
- Release Code
- SRD-041-B/02
Description
The caption reads UNAUTHORIZED YOGURT. The illustration is a cow in tiny sunglasses. The Identification & Morale Program paired the two by serial position; no relationship between the cow and the yogurt is implied, recorded, or available on request.
The matter of the unauthorized yogurt remains open. The cow has been asked to remain in the area and has declined to confirm whether it will.
Handling Notes
- Refrigerate the wearer if practical. Refrigerate the garment if not.
- The yogurt remains unauthorized. Wearing the garment does not authorize it.
Approved for Civilian Use