Form SRD-1 · Public Release Catalogue Clearance: Civilian · Revision pending
MINISTRY OF UNRELATED GOODS SURPLUS RELEASE DIVISION EST The Ministry of
Unrelated Goods Surplus Release Division

Issued Garments Record SRD-041-B/08

SRD-041-B/08 Filed 25 Jun 2026
Ministry Record Civilian Release Approved

Issued Garment 041-B/08: COMPLIANCE TRAINING

Classification
Morale Garment
Department
Identification & Morale Program
Status
Civilian Release Approved
Release Code
SRD-041-B/08

Description

The caption reads COMPLIANCE TRAINING. The illustration is a possum on a jet ski. The two were requisitioned separately and paired by serial position; the training is mandatory, the jet ski is not, and the possum is unmoved by either.

The Ministry confirms the training has been completed by no one and is nonetheless considered current. The possum is exempt and appears to be aware of it.

Handling Notes

  • Machine wash cold. Do not operate a jet ski while completing the training.
  • Attendance is not recorded. The jet ski was.
Approved for Civilian Use