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Issued Garments Record SRD-041-B/07

Issued Garment 041-B/07: STAY LIQUID
SRD-041-B/07 Filed 02 May 2026
Ministry Record Civilian Release Approved

Issued Garment 041-B/07: STAY LIQUID

Classification
Morale Garment
Department
Identification & Morale Program
Status
Civilian Release Approved
Release Code
SRD-041-B/07
Civilian Price
$36.00

Description

The caption reads STAY LIQUID. The illustration is a single frankfurter in a raincoat, weather-resistant, in conditions of mild emotional distress. The two were requisitioned separately and paired by serial position. The frankfurter did not request the caption. The caption was already printed.

Originally drawn for the Emotional Support Division during a period the Ministry no longer comments on, the illustration outlived its department and was folded into the Identification & Morale Program for redistribution. The frankfurter is not in danger. The frankfurter is simply aware of certain things.

Wearing this item does not obligate you to explain it.

Handling Notes

  • Machine wash cold. Do not wring. Do not console.
  • Garment may appear sadder after laundering. This is within tolerance.
  • Caption is colourfast. The frankfurter makes no such guarantee.
Approved for Civilian Use