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Issued Garments Record SRD-041-B/10

Issued Garment 041-B/10: PERFORMANCE REVIEW
SRD-041-B/10 Filed 16 Jul 2026
Ministry Record Civilian Release Approved

Issued Garment 041-B/10: PERFORMANCE REVIEW

Classification
Morale Garment
Department
Identification & Morale Program
Status
Civilian Release Approved
Release Code
SRD-041-B/10
Civilian Price
$36.00

Description

The caption reads PERFORMANCE REVIEW. The illustration is a raccoon standing on a café table, a board of coffees behind it. The two were requisitioned separately and paired by serial position; the raccoon is not under review and holds no record the Ministry can locate.

The review is scheduled. The raccoon is on the table. The Ministry declines to say whether the second fact bears on the first.

Handling Notes

  • Machine wash cold. Iron on reverse. Do not iron on the table.
  • The raccoon's presence is not itself the review. Do not treat it as such.
Approved for Civilian Use