Issued Garments Record SRD-041-B/09
SRD-041-B/09 Filed 16 Jul 2026
Issued Garment 041-B/09: HUMAN RESOURCES
- Classification
- Morale Garment
- Department
- Identification & Morale Program
- Status
- Civilian Release Approved
- Release Code
- SRD-041-B/09
- Civilian Price
- $36.00
Description
The caption reads HUMAN RESOURCES. The illustration is a group of penguins gathered around a tractor in a field. The Identification & Morale Program paired the two by serial position; the penguins hold no post within the department and are not, on the available records, staff.
The tractor is not running. The penguins have assembled beside it for reasons the Ministry has not asked after and does not intend to.
Handling Notes
- Machine wash cold. The caption is colourfast. The penguins keep their own counsel.
- Do not attempt to onboard the penguins. There is no record that they applied.
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Approved for Civilian Use