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Issued Garments Record SRD-041-B/12

Issued Garment 041-B/12: PENSION SCHEME
SRD-041-B/12 Filed 16 Jul 2026
Ministry Record Civilian Release Approved

Issued Garment 041-B/12: PENSION SCHEME

Classification
Morale Garment
Department
Identification & Morale Program
Status
Civilian Release Approved
Release Code
SRD-041-B/12
Civilian Price
$36.00

Description

The caption reads PENSION SCHEME. The illustration is an elephant walking through an indoor shopping centre while shoppers look on. The two were requisitioned separately and paired by serial position; the elephant is enrolled in nothing and has been offered nothing.

The shoppers have noticed the elephant. The Ministry has noted that they noticed and considers the matter observed.

Handling Notes

  • Machine wash cold. The scheme is not affected by laundering. The elephant declined comment.
  • Do not direct the elephant to an exit. It appears to know the way.
Approved for Civilian Use