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Issued Garments Record SRD-041-B/16

Issued Garment 041-B/16: PROBATIONARY PERIOD
SRD-041-B/16 Filed 16 Jul 2026
Ministry Record Civilian Release Approved

Issued Garment 041-B/16: PROBATIONARY PERIOD

Classification
Morale Garment
Department
Identification & Morale Program
Status
Civilian Release Approved
Release Code
SRD-041-B/16
Civilian Price
$36.00

Description

The caption reads PROBATIONARY PERIOD. The illustration is a woolly mammoth wearing a small jewelled tiara. The Identification & Morale Program paired the two by serial position; the mammoth serves no term and is subject to no review.

The tiara was not issued by the Ministry. The mammoth’s period, if it is serving one, is unrecorded, and the tiara is regarded as its own affair.

Handling Notes

  • Machine wash cold. Do not launder the tiara. The tiara is illustrated.
  • Do not extend the mammoth's probation. No probation is on file to extend.
Approved for Civilian Use