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Issued Garments Record IR-001

Independent Thought Beanie
IR-001 Filed 14 Jul 2026
Ministry Record Civilian Release Approved

Independent Thought Beanie

Classification
Garment
Department
Identification & Morale Program
Status
Civilian Release Approved
Release Code
IR-001
Civilian Price
$28.00

Description

Knit cap bearing a woven INDEPENDENT THOUGHT label. Issued to personnel who reached their own conclusions and were permitted to keep them. One size. Several opinions.

Handling Notes

  • Warmth not guaranteed. Independence not supervised.
Approved for Civilian Use