Issued Garments Record SRD-PC/01
SRD-PC/01 Filed 18 Jul 2026
Issued Garment SRD-PC/01: PROPORTION UNRECONCILED
- Classification
- Garment
- Department
- Office of Portion Control
- Status
- Civilian Release Approved
- Release Code
- SRD-PC/01
- Civilian Price
- $42.00
Description
The illustration depicts a swimmer in mid-dive from a poolside platform, descending head-first toward a breakfast bowl. Loops of cereal scatter upward from the point of impact and milk breaks in a crown around the figure.
The platform is sized for a person; the bowl is sized for a portion. One of these facts must be incorrect, and the Office has declined to say which. The swimmer and the vessel remain of irreconcilable proportion. The discrepancy is recorded and carried forward without adjustment.
Handling Notes
- Machine wash cold. Do not enter the bowl. The bowl is illustrative.
- A diving platform of regulation height serves a vessel of non-regulation depth. The Office has recorded the mismatch.
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Approved for Civilian Use