Issued Garments Record SRD-TD/01
SRD-TD/01 Filed 18 Jul 2026
Issued Garment SRD-TD/01: OPERATOR PREDATES EQUIPMENT
- Classification
- Garment
- Department
- Bureau of Temporal Displacement
- Status
- Civilian Release Approved
- Release Code
- SRD-TD/01
- Civilian Price
- $42.00
Description
The illustration depicts a horned-helmeted Norse warrior in furs and cross-strapped leather, one arm raised to hold an extended telescoping pole. A modern handset is clamped to its end, angled back toward his face. His gaze is fixed on the device.
The operator predates the equipment by roughly a thousand years. The Bureau records a subject in contact with a self-portrait apparatus that cannot exist in his period. The discrepancy is noted, not resolved. The pose was as found.
Handling Notes
- Machine wash cold. Do not extend the printed pole. It does not extend.
- The subject and the handset share no requisition date the Bureau can produce.
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Approved for Civilian Use