Issued Garments Record SRD-PC/14
SRD-PC/14 Filed 18 Jul 2026
Issued Garment SRD-PC/14: TENANCY EXCEEDS FRUIT
- Classification
- Garment
- Department
- Office of Portion Control
- Status
- Civilian Release Approved
- Release Code
- SRD-PC/14
- Civilian Price
- $38.00
Description
The illustration depicts a single apple opened as a construction site. Workers in hard hats operate a jackhammer from a scissor lift, wheel spoil in a barrow and climb a ladder to the rind, while a resident worm looks on. Boards read BUILDING A BETTER HOME and WORM ACCESS UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
A full building programme has been sited within one piece of fruit. Crew, worm and apple are of irreconcilable proportion, and the tenancy proposed exceeds the fruit that would house it. The Office records the works and issues no address.
Handling Notes
- Machine wash cold. Do not develop the garment for occupancy.
- A worksite was logged inside one apple. No such address is on the register.
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Approved for Civilian Use