Issued Garments Record SRD-TD/08
SRD-TD/08 Filed 18 Jul 2026
Issued Garment SRD-TD/08: DISPERSAL APPARATUS MISDATED
- Classification
- Garment
- Department
- Bureau of Temporal Displacement
- Status
- Civilian Release Approved
- Release Code
- SRD-TD/08
- Civilian Price
- $38.00
Description
The illustration depicts a plague doctor in beaked mask, brimmed hat and long coat, a satchel at the belt. A petrol backpack blower is strapped to his shoulders; he directs its nozzle at the ground, scattering a drift of leaves before it.
The subject is in contact with grounds equipment that postdates his profession by centuries. The Bureau records a figure of one era operating an engine of another and notes the leaves as moved. No leaf was returned to its place.
Handling Notes
- Machine wash cold. The garment does not blow. Do not aim the garment.
- The leaves are dispersing. The Bureau did not request their dispersal.
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Approved for Civilian Use