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Issued Garments Record SRD-TD/10

Issued Garment SRD-TD/10: CORRESPONDENCE AHEAD OF DYNASTY
SRD-TD/10 Filed 18 Jul 2026
Ministry Record Civilian Release Approved

Issued Garment SRD-TD/10: CORRESPONDENCE AHEAD OF DYNASTY

Classification
Garment
Department
Bureau of Temporal Displacement
Status
Civilian Release Approved
Release Code
SRD-TD/10
Civilian Price
$40.00

Description

The illustration depicts a seated pharaoh in striped headcloth and collar, throne carved with hieroglyphs and a falcon relief. A laptop rests open across his lap, its lid marked with an eye motif, both hands at the keyboard.

The subject is in contact with a computing device that postdates his reign by millennia. The Bureau records a ruler drafting correspondence on equipment his scribes could not requisition. The session was left running and not closed.

Handling Notes

  • Machine wash cold. The garment does not power on. Do not seek a charger.
  • The device predates nothing in this record. The throne predates the device.
Approved for Civilian Use