Issued Garments Record SRD-TD/13
SRD-TD/13 Filed 18 Jul 2026
Issued Garment SRD-TD/13: COMMUNICATION AHEAD OF ORDER
- Classification
- Garment
- Department
- Bureau of Temporal Displacement
- Status
- Civilian Release Approved
- Release Code
- SRD-TD/13
- Civilian Price
- $40.00
Description
The illustration depicts a full-plate knight in visored helm before a battlemented castle wall and pennant, a sword sheathed at the hip. He holds a small hinged mobile telephone to the side of his helmet, the keypad turned outward.
The subject is in contact with a telephone that postdates his armour by centuries. The Bureau records a message placed from a period that had no such line and files the attempt. The call was not returned.
Handling Notes
- Machine wash cold. The garment holds no signal. Do not raise it to the ear.
- The handset postdates the armour. Both were logged at the wall.
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Approved for Civilian Use