Issued Garments Record SRD-TD/12
SRD-TD/12 Filed 18 Jul 2026
Issued Garment SRD-TD/12: HYGIENE APPARATUS MISDATED
- Classification
- Garment
- Department
- Bureau of Temporal Displacement
- Status
- Civilian Release Approved
- Release Code
- SRD-TD/12
- Civilian Price
- $36.00
Description
The illustration depicts a bearded gold-rush prospector in hat, neckerchief and braces, a pan of nuggets and a tent camp behind him beside a sign reading GOLD STRIKE. He raises an electric toothbrush to his mouth, gripping its cylindrical handle.
The subject is in contact with a powered grooming device that postdates his camp by a century or more. The Bureau records a period figure attending to routine hygiene with non-period equipment. The setting was not altered.
Handling Notes
- Machine wash cold. The garment does not vibrate. Do not charge the garment.
- The brush postdates the claim. The claim was staked around it.
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Approved for Civilian Use