Form SRD-1 · Public Release Catalogue Clearance: Civilian · Revision pending
MINISTRY OF UNRELATED GOODS SURPLUS RELEASE DIVISION EST The Ministry of
Unrelated Goods Surplus Release Division

Issued Garments Record SRD-041-B/03

SRD-041-B/03 Filed 25 Jun 2026
Ministry Record Civilian Release Approved

Issued Garment 041-B/03: BUFFERING CHAMPION

Classification
Morale Garment
Department
Identification & Morale Program
Status
Civilian Release Approved
Release Code
SRD-041-B/03

Description

The caption reads BUFFERING CHAMPION. The illustration is a medieval knight holding a television remote. The two were requisitioned through separate offices and paired by serial position; the championship and the knight are unrelated by filing.

The title was awarded. The event is still loading. The Ministry has not been informed of a winner and has stopped refreshing the page.

Handling Notes

  • Tumble dry low. The garment may pause partway. Allow it to finish.
  • Do not adjust the knight. The knight is at 94%.
Approved for Civilian Use