Form SRD-1 · Public Release Catalogue Clearance: Civilian · Revision pending
MINISTRY OF UNRELATED GOODS SURPLUS RELEASE DIVISION EST The Ministry of
Unrelated Goods Surplus Release Division

Issued Garments Record SRD-041-B/04

SRD-041-B/04 Filed 25 Jun 2026
Ministry Record Civilian Release Approved

Issued Garment 041-B/04: REGIONAL MANAGER

Classification
Morale Garment
Department
Identification & Morale Program
Status
Civilian Release Approved
Release Code
SRD-041-B/04

Description

The caption reads REGIONAL MANAGER. The illustration is a raccoon in a business suit. The Identification & Morale Program paired the two by serial position; the raccoon did not apply for the role and was not interviewed.

The region is unspecified. The raccoon’s authority within it is not in dispute, chiefly because no one has located the region in order to dispute it.

Handling Notes

  • Machine wash cold. Do not present the garment to its supervisor.
  • The region is unspecified. Do not ask the raccoon to specify it.
Approved for Civilian Use