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Issued Garments Record SRD-041-B/13

Issued Garment 041-B/13: ONBOARDING
SRD-041-B/13 Filed 16 Jul 2026
Ministry Record Civilian Release Approved

Issued Garment 041-B/13: ONBOARDING

Classification
Morale Garment
Department
Identification & Morale Program
Status
Civilian Release Approved
Release Code
SRD-041-B/13
Civilian Price
$36.00

Description

The caption reads ONBOARDING. The illustration is a llama standing on an ice rink beside an idle ice resurfacer. The Identification & Morale Program paired the two by serial position; the llama has not been onboarded and is not scheduled to be.

The period clock reads 10:00 and has not moved. The llama is on the ice. The resurfacer waits for it to leave, and it has not.

Handling Notes

  • Machine wash cold. Lay flat to dry. Do not dry on the ice.
  • The llama is not staff. Do not issue it a lanyard.
Approved for Civilian Use