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Issued Garments Record SRD-041-B/14

Issued Garment 041-B/14: EXPENSE REPORT
SRD-041-B/14 Filed 16 Jul 2026
Ministry Record Civilian Release Approved

Issued Garment 041-B/14: EXPENSE REPORT

Classification
Morale Garment
Department
Identification & Morale Program
Status
Civilian Release Approved
Release Code
SRD-041-B/14
Civilian Price
$36.00

Description

The caption reads EXPENSE REPORT. The illustration is a humpback whale adrift among stars and planets, mildly surprised. The two were requisitioned separately and paired by serial position; the whale has submitted nothing and is owed nothing.

How the whale came to be where it is has not been costed. The Ministry has filed the image and has not raised the question.

Handling Notes

  • Machine wash cold. Do not itemise the whale.
  • The whale's expenses, if any, are not the Ministry's to reconcile.
Approved for Civilian Use