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Issued Garments Record SRD-041-B/15

Issued Garment 041-B/15: QUARTERLY RESULTS
SRD-041-B/15 Filed 16 Jul 2026
Ministry Record Civilian Release Approved

Issued Garment 041-B/15: QUARTERLY RESULTS

Classification
Morale Garment
Department
Identification & Morale Program
Status
Civilian Release Approved
Release Code
SRD-041-B/15
Civilian Price
$36.00

Description

The caption reads QUARTERLY RESULTS. The illustration is a toaster ejecting three flip-flops in place of toast. The two were requisitioned separately and paired by serial position; the results and the toaster share no line item the Ministry can produce.

The toaster has produced flip-flops. The quarter’s results are elsewhere. The Ministry has not reconciled the two and has closed the drawer.

Handling Notes

  • Machine wash cold. Do not toast the garment. Do not toast the flip-flops.
  • The setting was as found. The Ministry did not adjust the dial.
Approved for Civilian Use