Issued Garments Record SRD-PC/08
SRD-PC/08 Filed 18 Jul 2026
Issued Garment SRD-PC/08: CROSSING EXCEEDS SERVING
- Classification
- Garment
- Department
- Office of Portion Control
- Status
- Civilian Release Approved
- Release Code
- SRD-PC/08
- Civilian Price
- $38.00
Description
The illustration depicts a whole pepperoni pizza standing in for open desert. A robed handler leads a train of three laden camels and their riders across the cheese, picking a route between the discs of pepperoni and the scattered mushrooms.
A day’s overland crossing has been mapped across one serving of pizza. Caravan and pizza are of irreconcilable proportion. The Office records that the distance travelled exceeds any serving on file and leaves the route unadministered.
Handling Notes
- Machine wash cold. Do not traverse the garment.
- A caravan was logged crossing a single pizza. No border was posted.
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Approved for Civilian Use