Issued Garments Record SRD-PC/09
SRD-PC/09 Filed 18 Jul 2026
Issued Garment SRD-PC/09: APERTURE EXCEEDS SCALE
- Classification
- Garment
- Department
- Office of Portion Control
- Status
- Civilian Release Approved
- Release Code
- SRD-PC/09
- Civilian Price
- $40.00
Description
The illustration depicts a sprinkled ring doughnut viewed from above. Two scuba divers in fins and tanks work the central hole as though it were a flooded cavern, one finning down toward the opening while the other, torch lit, inspects the crumb wall within.
The hole of a pastry has been surveyed as a submerged cave. Divers and doughnut are of irreconcilable proportion, and the aperture is recorded as far exceeding the scale of any confectionery on file. The dive is filed and the cavern left unmapped.
Handling Notes
- Machine wash cold. Do not enter the garment through its centre.
- Two divers were logged inside the hole. The hole is a manufacturing feature.
Select a shirt size before filing.
Approved for Civilian Use